Jeff
Williams:: PastorThe leader – the man with the vision – born in
Oklahoma, but slowly
transforming into a true Texan (
except
when it’s the Longhorns vs. the Sooners). Want Pastor Jeff to feel at
home?...put a basketball in his hands (or a bat…or a golf club for that
matter). Want him to relax?....a movie, the beach, or a nice heavy rain….that
helps. What irks him?....not putting forth his best effort. Did you know
this?...he once bloodied a bully’s nose and never got bothered again! What on earth
could this man fear? How about children getting their fingers slammed in a
door!
Sherri
Williams:: Fine ArtsSherri's a red-eyed, green-head...?? ...
make that a green-eyed, red-head who would love to have the
opportunity one day to sing background vocals for James Taylor. She prefers
cappuccino over coffee and has a giant sweet tooth (
actually, it's a chocolate tooth....with caramel in the center).
She doesn't like McDonald's or Burger King (
really?
what else is there to eat?). Sherri secretly likes hogs -
no, not the sloppy, sweaty kind - she
used to ride a motorcycle to high school. The Pastor’s wife owning on a
motorcycle?
....COOL!
Shawn Webb:: Staff PastorGuess where the number one Texas Longhorn fan hails from?
Duh….Texas! (
Dallas
to be exact). Yep, we’re talking about Pastor Shawn. Shawn has brown and
green eyes (mixed) and his hair color is…..”
Hey,
that’s not funny”! When he’s feeling kinda down, he likes to go and check
in with his favorite doctor….
Dr Pepper,
of course. He’s right-handed, but has left-handed tendencies (
can anyone tell me what that means?). Where
would Shawn most like to visit?
Greece
(
you know, the Coliseum….gladiators and
all that stuff
)..
Brandee
Webb:: Staff If Brandee were one of the seven dwarfs, she would have to
be “Sneezy”… why? ‘Cause you can spot her sneeze a mile away! But please don’t
mistake her for one of the dwarfs (even though she’s only 5 feet, nothin’
inches tall), ‘cause with nicknames like “spools” and “branflake", you have to
be tough! She scoffs in the face of motion sickness, “
the dizzier – the better!” she always says (
must be all that Diet Pepsi she drinks). What could possibly creep
her out? RATS!.....
d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y
RATS!
Robert Jordan:: Youth PastorAh!....the sweet aroma of coffee! Robert, would you like a
cup?
“Just make mine the whole pot,
please”. If you ever need to find
Robert, look for his laptop (
the computer
keys are connected to his fingertips).
He really likes pizza - as long as it has his three favorite toppings:
pepperoni, pepperoni, and a little more pepperoni. Eat sushi?...”
yuk! raw fish” (maybe if we replaced the
fish with... pepperoni?). Where would Robert most like to visit?....
Australia (
you know the place with the kangaroos and
koalas… aren’t the ‘Wiggles’ from there, too?).
Stephanie Jordan:: Seasons/YouthIt doesn’t take much to make Stephanie LOL (
laugh out loud), so if you have new
joke, why not build up your confidence and try it out on her first! With the
dubious distinction of being named “
Bargain
Hunter of the Month” 14 consecutive times, she never wastes an opportunity
to visit the local malls. You think Larry (
of
Veggie Tales fame) comes up with silly songs?...’wait until you hear some
of Stephanie’s original lyrics. But someone else will have to sing ‘em
…”I refuse to burden the rest of the world
with my out of tune squawking”. LOL!!!
Chris
Medley:: TCA DirectorChris’s first thought when waking up in the morning is
“how long can I sleep and not be late”?
No coffee for this man (“
makes me gag”)!
Hair:
brown, Eyes:
blue, Height:
not enough. But what’s Chris’ best physical feature?....”
it’s impossible to pick just one”! (
send in your votes and we’ll narrow the list
down to 10).
His most missed memory?...he
doesn’t remember. Chris would like to visit
Scotland
or
Ireland
one day (‘
don’t forget me Lucky Charms).
Hey Chris, ever been beaten up
?....”nope…too
fast!”
.
Allison Medley::
ChildrenAllison was 15 years old before she made the connection that
pickles were in fact CUCUMBERS! She gets her best sleep during a thunderstorm
and please don't ever offer her any Pepsi - only Coca Cola Classic
("the best") for her. She has
27 pair of flip flops (
note: estimate is
probably on the low side) and for her everything is better with cheese on
it (
must be the mouse DNA in her blood).
What does she want to be when she grows up? Children's pastors don't have to
grow up!
Michelle
Callis:: Follow-UpIf Michelle could be a super-hero, she would be Elastiwoman
(
from ‘The Incredibles’). Michelle
once performed in a mall as a live mannequin
(‘you’re just kidding, right?), so if she ever responds to you with
a blank look on her face, realize that she may be preparing for her next
performance. No soda pop for this lady – she’s a juice and water girl. Her most
terrifying moment?
- two little girls
took her jacket at school and she had to go ask for it back (‘
shame on those girls for taking the teacher’s
jacket like that!).
Wayne Tolbert:: As a youngster,
Wayne dreamed
of being one of the
Jackson
5, but couldn't purchase enough Blow-Out kits to make his afro big enough.
Nowadays, eating Cheetos while watching golf is his favorite past-time (
he is the self-proclaimed president of the Chester Cheetah Fan Club).
He once appeared on the TV game show "Win, Lose or Draw" (
winning $1800 by the way). He’s never
been beaten up (
well…do your brothers
count?) and his first thought when waking up in the morning is "
Why is my 3 year old daughter standing here
looking at me?".
The Interns::
There is all kinds of work that wouldn't get done around TCOC if it
wasn't for our awesome group of interns. Our current interns are:
Casey Wigley, Sarah Renick, Sesalle Scott, and Paul Smith.