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Pastor Jeff Williams

Pastor Jeff Williams

Jeff Williams:: Pastor
The leader – the man with the vision – born in Oklahoma, but slowly transforming into a true Texan (except when it’s the Longhorns vs. the Sooners). Want Pastor Jeff to feel at home?...put a basketball in his hands (or a bat…or a golf club for that matter). Want him to relax?....a movie, the beach, or a nice heavy rain….that helps. What irks him?....not putting forth his best effort. Did you know this?...he once bloodied a bully’s nose and never got bothered again! What on earth could this man fear? How about children getting their fingers slammed in a door!




 

Sherri Williams

Sherri WilliamsSherri Williams:: Fine Arts
Sherri's a red-eyed, green-head...?? ...make that a green-eyed, red-head who would love to have the opportunity one day to sing background vocals for James Taylor. She prefers cappuccino over coffee and has a giant sweet tooth (actually, it's a chocolate tooth....with caramel in the center). She doesn't like McDonald's or Burger King (really? what else is there to eat?). Sherri secretly likes hogs - no, not the sloppy, sweaty kind - she used to ride a motorcycle to high school. The Pastor’s wife owning on a motorcycle?....COOL!




 

Shawn Webb

Shawn WebbShawn Webb:: Staff Pastor
Guess where the number one Texas Longhorn fan hails from? Duh….Texas! (Dallas to be exact). Yep, we’re talking about Pastor Shawn. Shawn has brown and green eyes (mixed) and his hair color is…..”Hey, that’s not funny”! When he’s feeling kinda down, he likes to go and check in with his favorite doctor….Dr Pepper, of course. He’s right-handed, but has left-handed tendencies (can anyone tell me what that means?). Where would Shawn most like to visit? Greece (you know, the Coliseum….gladiators and all that stuff )..
 

Brandee Webb

Brandee WebbBrandee Webb:: Staff
If Brandee were one of the seven dwarfs, she would have to be “Sneezy”… why? ‘Cause you can spot her sneeze a mile away! But please don’t mistake her for one of the dwarfs (even though she’s only 5 feet, nothin’ inches tall), ‘cause with nicknames like “spools” and “branflake", you have to be tough! She scoffs in the face of motion sickness, “the dizzier – the better!” she always says (must be all that Diet Pepsi she drinks). What could possibly creep her out? RATS!.....d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y RATS!
   

Robert Jordan

Robert JordanRobert Jordan:: Youth Pastor//Administration
Ah!....the sweet aroma of coffee! Robert, would you like a cup? “Just make mine the whole pot, please”. If you ever need to find Robert, look for his laptop (the computer keys are connected to his fingertips). He really likes pizza - as long as it has his three favorite toppings: pepperoni, pepperoni, and a little more pepperoni. Eat sushi?...”yuk! raw fish” (maybe if we replaced the fish with... pepperoni?). Where would Robert most like to visit?.... Australia (you know the place with the kangaroos and koalas… aren’t the ‘Wiggles’ from there, too?).
 

Stephanie Jordan

Stephanie Jordan Stephanie Jordan:: Seasons
It doesn’t take much to make Stephanie LOL (laugh out loud), so if you have new joke, why not build up your confidence and try it out on her first! With the dubious distinction of being named “Bargain Hunter of the Month” 14 consecutive times, she never wastes an opportunity to visit the local malls. You think Larry (of Veggie Tales fame) comes up with silly songs?...’wait until you hear some of Stephanie’s original lyrics. But someone else will have to sing ‘em…”I refuse to burden the rest of the world with my out of tune squawking”. LOL!!!
   

Chris Medley

Chris MedleyChris Medley:: TCA Director
Chris’s first thought when waking up in the morning is “how long can I sleep and not be late”? No coffee for this man (“makes me gag”)! Hair: brown, Eyes: blue, Height: not enough. But what’s Chris’ best physical feature?....”it’s impossible to pick just one”! (send in your votes and we’ll narrow the list down to 10). His most missed memory?...he doesn’t remember. Chris would like to visit Scotland or Ireland one day (‘don’t forget me Lucky Charms). Hey Chris, ever been beaten up?....”nope…too fast!” .
 

Allison Medley

Allison MedleyAllison Medley:: Children
Allison was 15 years old before she made the connection that pickles were in fact CUCUMBERS! She gets her best sleep during a thunderstorm and please don't ever offer her any Pepsi - only Coca Cola Classic ("the best") for her. She has 27 pair of flip flops (note: estimate is probably on the low side) and for her everything is better with cheese on it (must be the mouse DNA in her blood). What does she want to be when she grows up? Children's pastors don't have to grow up!